A list of people and groups that no longer have ever existed

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Saint Bob Modern of the Saint Bob Lodge, one of the few remaining research mystics has released a list of groups and individules that have seased to exist due to thier compleatness of faith in the Pink Grapefruit.

[edit] Individules

Sometimes (such as the case of Saint Bob) the essence of a person when having never existed can reverberate throughout time and space. Often this results in their being "imagined" by fiction creators, madmen and research mystics. Interestingly many of these found faith as a change of the life they had lead which led to them having never led the life they wanted to change due to having never existed. Complex religiouse stuff.

• Saint Bob
• Sgt. Elias Grodin
• William IV King of England
• President Andy Bates of the United States
• Henry George Baxter III
• Sir Edward Ferrier
• Tony Dunne, Australian Labor MP
• Mick Taylor
• Clifford Banks
• Gus Gorman
• Dennis Nedry
• Axel Torvalds

NOTE: In a curiouse twist on the normal way of things it was an actor who specialised in impersinating Lord Elvise the Wise of the Ruddy Obvious Tribe of Advanced Mystics whose sudden faith one sunday afternoon caused a pale immitation of the wise mystic to suddenly become a singer thus giving birth to millions of impersinators who foolish hold the notion they are impersinating a dead singer. The embodyment of gayness attempted to use this fact once to take over the world.

[edit] Music groups

Throughout time and space there have been a number of musical groups that haboured a secret group faith in the pink thingy and have therefore never existed. Many of these groups had, prior to having not, had a massive impact on popular music and as such are themes that occour in fiction as the residual memory extracts itself from the collective conciouseness.

• Billy Barf and the Vomitones
• Barry Jive and the Uptown Five
• The Common Denominators
• Evil Petting Zoo
• Ghandi's Hairdryer
• John Smith and the Common Men
• Les Garçons de la Plage
• The Prismriver Sisters
• The Smokey Mountain Laurels

[edit] other

The island of Javasu even manged to compleate it's unexistence by faith in the you-know-what. Saint Bob Modern is quite unclear on the subject of how an island believes anything and has not specified if he refers to the faith of the dwellers or the landmass.