Deadly Hamster Ninjas
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[edit] Kicking butt and looking qute!
The Deadly Hamster Ninjas - Here to help us answer the metaphysical conundra that have plagued mankind since the begging of time1. (or at least since supermarkets anyway)
The realy big question about the Deadly Hamster Ninjas is...
[edit] ...should you buy that extra bag of dorietos?
The only problem is this: Saint Bob gave us the answer to that question 5,000 years ago (give or take a bit), and since no-one knew what Doritoes were they ignored the answer, the question and the whole "This Is a Good Idea" speach and the Deadly Hamster Ninjas (might or might not) be attempting to answer it in the present.
However, they are believed to have been captured by the Green Gloved Man and had all ability to talk to humans removed or at least blocked, chopped or knocked.
This has left them very angry and so they have all learned the deadly art of Gerbitzu and Hamstarmi and are now going to have a terrable revenge.
...of course there are other explinations.
[edit] ...why are they deadly?
Never underestermate a hamster.
[edit] Notes
- The begging of time happens quite a lot and is almost as important as The Begining of Time
This is (or appears to be) an imaginary hyper-space stub.
Could you help out by adding a little art or imagination at all? (it's just that this imaginary tract is a little empty and devoid of... imagination.
...thanks
