Giant, non-existant and totally deniable
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It is Giant, huge enormouse and bigger than all that.Some might say the fact of it being non-existant means that it does nnot exist but that is just silly.
...and as for it's totally deniable nature, well, that's just proof, isn't it. It prooveth that it must be true. Why else deny it?

