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Hamstarmi is the ancient art of slaying Hamsters...

by hand.

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Like a peperami but a little more furry.

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Miss spelling of Hamster Army.

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The ancient art of looking quite inoffensive in a hammy over acting sort of way. So much so that when you strike no one expects it. Often used by Deadly Hamster Ninjas.

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Hams-tar-mi

1. dealing with hammy over actors by covering them in hot tar.
2. An invitation to do this to oneself by means of annoying and out of place use of shakespere and other long winded plays.