Lord Matt

From LordMattWiki

Lord Matt is ruler of vast tracks of imaginary hyper space and "lord" of this small website. Matt B (AKA Lord Matt) is the benign and generous ruler of this small principality. This tiny world is also the home to things far more strange. This small principality occupies large areas of imaginary hyper space and there is plenty of this stuff to accommodate a few guests and visitors

He has a quirky sense of humour and works for a company that he founded. This means he gets to work only on things he enjoys... some people get all the luck.

Clearly you wish to worship the mighty Lord Matt with acts of commenting, contribution and general hanging out and trying to be as cool as he and his guests and visitors are... in fact you might try to be both guests and visitors at the same time.

You can read more on his weblog and on his user profile here

This photo (shown right), which is used extensively all over the site is of Lord Matt at his wedding. There are others but this is the most used image.

There is quite a bit of personal history that might one day end up here. But for now LM is far too happy just spending time with his children and wife to bother dwelling on all the bad times.

Lord Matt's History

Way back in September 1976 Lord Matt was born. Things haven't gotten any easier for the world since.

(The deadly years of she of the opposable eyes will be dealt with (probably and if I can realy be arsed to talk about the silly moo) in somewhat more protected pages.)

In August of 2005 Lord Matt got married to Mrs Lord Matt (Well duh!) who goes by the name of Kez. By all accounts it was a very nice day and the bride looked spectacular. Lord Matt certainly thought so and every one who saw his bride said so too.

Mr and Mrs Lord Matt have two children who both show every sign of being of above average intelligence which is very dangerous if you forget. A sign in his house says beware of the children. Another sign warns that crimes can be punishable by Death By Children. Be slightly nervous.

...This history is very... oh, let us say, incomplete, and will have more entries made at future dates.

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stub: OMG! This page is not what you could really call complete.

You are here and reading it so perhaps you are the one to help compleate it.