The many precarnations of Saint Bob
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[edit] Saint Bob, the many precarnations of
Saint Bob is the gretest saint who never lived.
Saint Bob was/is a mystic whose mystical mysticness was so great that even when he ceased to have ever existed due to his utter faith in the Pink Grapefruit his essence continued to exist.
The only thing that we know about Saint Bob are his sayings as premembered by the adepts of the Pink Grapefruit and the writtings of the Mystics that inherited his greatness. (Oh yeah, and Saint Bob the Former whose name he stole).
He was (apparently) part of the discovery of The Five Secret Fruits.
Some of the precarnations of the greatness of Bob include:
- Saint Bob Modern - the current precarnation of Bob not to be confused with the other one (Saint Bob of Geldof).
- Saint Bob the generally forgotten and overlooked
- Saint bob the totally forgotten (life and works unknown)
- Saint Bob the dull
- Saint Bob the silly
- Saint Bob the hairy
- Saint bob the truely minor
- Saint Bob the lesser
- Saint Bob the flatulant
- Saint Bob the talkative, sexy, goodlooking, mystical, bright and longwinded who was allowed to name himself
- (and possibly the mystic whose name no-one remembers).
